Which is it? This? Or that?

So as you may have found, I am extra critical of the guys I contemplate dating or date. It's funny too- but I'm also very picky. I'd rather be alone and happy than married and miserable. 

Let's move onto this feller. 

He "liked" me earlier today and wrote me an email tonight. Nice email. Tells me more about himself. But. Me being the picket man eater I am- I'm going to rip it apart. 

First. This guy seems like a narcissist. Notice. It's all about him. I wanna talk about me, wanna talk about I wanna talk about- and that's all I remember of that sad country song...

But really. He didn't end with a question about myself to answer- he ended with "if you want to know anything else about me ask!" 

What if I don't want to know? What if I'd like to tell you about me too. Or see what about me. Interests you. Like. Oh I don't know. How may fucking day was??

Second. He says he doesn't see why humor shouldn't be a part of everything but he can be serious. He likes the snow unless there is none. He's hot unless it's cold. He's hungry unless he's full. To me- he is trying to say he's this unless I don't like this then he'll be that. 

Sorry sharialakamed. I have no questions to ask. Now, piss off. 

Also. I totally just noticed y'all can see what I'm shopping for. That'll be for my home design diy blog. The backyard makeover. Or rather it's just dirt. So I have to design and put it all together.