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July 27, 2015

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Read everything. Carefully. Because. I'm not sure wtf "water respreservation" is. I even googled it and first result was correcting me. 
Also

"Her be luving"?
Wtf is luving? 
Oh!! Loving. Ok. So this must be a new hybrid language of broken text messages that people used to use because they didn't have a qwerty phone and normal ENGLISH. 
WHAT THE FUCK PEOPLE?!
I've written way too many essays in college to write shit like this fuckin guy.
It really makes my brain hurt. 
Why would anyone want to date when that movie Idiocracy is coming true. 
200 years everyone will be speaking like they have brain damage. Every single person. 

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