So here is how my response would be. And yes. I'm a bitch. Totally. But. After dating the last oh 3-4 assholers that thought I was rich and wanted to be with me because they thought I could buy them everything...well that's created one hell of a cynical bitch.
So here is what I wanna say. But won't. Because I don't like to crush innocents. Only ones who deserve it. Yup. Totally bitch.
Nate,
I see that you make 35-50k. The car in my pictures is actually worth more than your yearly salary. I can appreciate you have the balls to email someone who is obviously out of your league but to be honest I am way more than you could ever hope for.
Right?? I'm a horrible person. But seriously I have a saying "if you have to ask how much something is, you cannot afford it"
I once spent $600 on a pair of sunglasses because I didn't ask how much they were. And yes. I kept them.
If I told this guy I bought a $600 pair of glasses a few $2000 purses he'd probably either A propose within a few months or B run away.
I've raised the bar on the guys I date. Unfortunately, I cannot be the woman I used to be where any poor man will do. A poor man is a lazy man. That same lazy guy could be working his ass off to be somebody. But instead, he's sitting on his ass working a dead end 8-6 job making hardly enough to feed himself.
Sorry. But. No thanks.
